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Top everyday sayings in Werfels Class
Ok so you won't get most of them unless you were ever in the Stony Brook
Medic class but some are funny without explanation.
- Some paramedics save lives everyday
..By banging in sick!
- Rendezvous with the beating truck after class!
- Nausea and vomiting dont count as side effects.
- Clearly Not! Sorry!
- Shock them into a rhythm you know.
- What moron picked this? Fess up! OK Ill find out!
- When you hear hoof beats think horses not zebras, or sheep!!!
- Any questions? NO!!!! You should have some!
- Are you dancing with me?
- You think or you know? Are you sure?
- Mr. Calas please stand up
.
- Your patient is now dead. Excuse me, life challenged
- Whats on the exam? Everything!
- Poor Style points.
- Putz!
- Your patient in now on a plane to Barcelona.
- He suffers from rectal cranial inversion.
- I understand.
- I would have to hunt you down, tear your heart out and dance to the beat!
- Mrs. Werfel is always happy to wake up in the middle of the night.
- The book is WRONG!
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