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Firefighter Pick up lines


Firemen Firefighters Firewomen
1. Fireman have the longest hoses (I know, I know)
2.Want to see my tool?
3.It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck
4. Wanna slide down my pole?
5. Can I hit your hydrant?
6. I could make you scream louder than the siren.
1. Your hosebed or mine?
2. Bet we could fit 2 in those bunkers.
3.Care to see the hosebed?
4. Firefighters are always in heat.
5.I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?

1. Nice hose, does it pump?
2. You handle that hose well, how about the other one?
3.I'm on fire, put me out!
4. I would climb you like a ladder.
5. Care to hit my hydrant?




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