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Top everyday sayings in Werfel’s Class

Ok so you won't get most of them unless you were ever in the Stony Brook Medic class but some are funny without explanation.

1. Some paramedics save lives everyday…………..By banging in sick!
2. Rendezvous with the beating truck after class!
3. Nausea and vomiting don’t count as side effects.
4. Clearly Not! Sorry!
5. Shock them into a rhythm you know.
6. What moron picked this? Fess up! OK I’ll find out!
7. When you hear hoof beats think horses not zebras, or sheep!!!
8. Any questions? NO!!!! You should have some!
9. Are you dancing with me?
10. You think or you know? Are you sure?
11. Mr. Calas please stand up….
12. Your patient is now dead. Excuse me, life challenged
13. What’s on the exam? Everything!
14. Poor Style points.
15. Putz!
16. Your patient in now on a plane to Barcelona.
17. He suffers from rectal cranial inversion.
18. I understand.
19. I would have to hunt you down, tear your heart out and dance to the beat!
20. Mrs. Werfel is always happy to wake up in the middle of the night.
21. The book is WRONG!

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