Ways to torture your officers
- Put Your Corp on The Web Without telling them.
- Call Them up and tell them something happened to HQ or one of the rigs.
- Create a Joke document that resembles the bylaws or rules and distribute it to all the
probies (see Role Of The Motley SBVAC Crew)
- Have them paged at any time in the early morning to call HQ and tell they it was just to
- Tie them in a stokes basket, fly them up a flagpole and salute them.
- Jack up the drive tires of their car when they are on call, just enough to keep them off
the ground (also good for torturing the mechanic).
- Tell them the stunts you are going to pull with a big smile on you face. They will yes
you to death and never believe you are serious(makes a good defense when you get called in
the officers room).
- If it is a buffy officer activate a radio test and watch them jump.
- Put in requisitions for ridiculous equipment and make like you are serious.
- Tie them up and leave them somewhere.
- Have another officer call a radio station at 2 am on 4/1 and pull a joke call.
- Submit an incident report on an accident telling them how you already fixed the damage
and watch them believe it.
- Tell them all the nasty things you are going to do to your probie.
- Let the probie tell them all the nasty things you did to them.
- Moon them from the ambulance.
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