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Daffynitions and Abbreviations
MUH (messed up heart),
PBS (pretty bad shape),
PCL (pre-code looking)
HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).
CATS (cut all to shreds),
FDGB (fall down, go boom),
TBC (total body crunch) or HH (hamburger Helper.
"Negative Vehicle to Vehicle Interface"
"Terminal Deceleration Syndrome."
Gunshot wounds to the head
An inflammation to the patients wallet caused by the realization that a they have to pay for a taxi but a ambulance is paid for by medicare
An inflammation caused to the Ambulance crew with the realization that the patient made up a medical complaint because they though PD would get there faster.
When the presenting problem or presumptive diagnosis should be "patient is a dumb ass"
Last Revised:05/25/05 13:26
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