Cool One liners

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Cool One Liners:

"We don't deserve to be called heroes; but then we don't deserve to be vomited on either."
There are 2 types of people in this job those who love the job, and those who love the glory, which are you?
EMS we postpone the inevitable.
Never bring an ambulance to a gun fight till it's over.
There is no such thing as a medic/emt who has seen it all.
Calls would be more fun if we had music in the background like in the movies.
The lights spin the siren yells, but nothing to get rid of this putrid smell.
Air, Chair, see what's there.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment!
FD- The bravest, PD- The finest, Sanatation- The strongest, then what the fuck are we, The Forgotten?
We Don't save lives, we prolong your miserable existence.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY CLEAR DAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A nurse dies and goes to hell. It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at 
work. (exchange nurse with EMT, Medic Etc...)

Last Revised:05/25/05 13:26