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ACR- Another Court Report
AIDS - Ambulance Induced Divorce Syndrome
ALS- Another Life Saved, Another Life Stilled, Ain't liftin' shit
BLS- Bring Long Splints, Be liftin' shit
BVM- Big Vomit Magnet
DCAP-BTLS - Disheartened Crazy Ambulance Paramedic Broke Trainees Lumbar Spine
DWPA- Death with paramedic assistance
EMS- Earn Money Sleeping, Every Min Sucks
EMT- Every Menial Task, Earn Money Talking, Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies, Emergency Moron Tech
EMT-D – Every Menial Task Dipshit
EMT-P – Every Menial Task w/Privileges
ETI – Enough Talking, Insert
FDGB-Fall down, go boom
LOLFDGB- Little ol' lady, fall down go boom
NREMT- Never Remembered Every Menial Task
NREMT-B - Never Really Exciting, Maybe Trucking's Better
OPQRST - Omniscient Paramedic Quickly Reinserted Shifted Tube
SAMPLE - Summoned Ambulance, My Prescription Lapsed Earlier
Last Updated: 05/25/05 13:23
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